18 male canadian, i post a bunch of shit so get ready for the ride i guess
“Pokedex Entry: Magnetoise, the Theres-no-way-this-is-a-pokemon Pokemon.
Bound by unholy magicks, this pokemon defies both science and general reason. The third, fourth, and fifth eyes on its body allow it to see into the future and accurately predict the outcomes of sporting events. It enjoys taking long baths. In blood.”
To see the picture at a larger resolution, go here: http://starvingstudents.deviantart.com/art/Magnetoise-378434750?ga_submit_new=10%253A1371412042
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u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right
only if you cry for da homiez
walk up to the club like what up i got a red clock
im so pumped to buy some stuff from nook’s shop
ice on the ground, it’s so damn frosty
the people like “damn, thats a cold ass monkey”
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“Hahahahahahahaha okay fine I’ll fish you out.” — so many fathers
Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some, are given a chance to climb. They refuse, they cling to the realm or the gods or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is.
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The Walking Dead + Rick Grimes being the sass master
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